Walk into the library like whatup i got a weird cock
you know parents make such a big deal about explaining homosexuality to their children but when I was a kid I watched a show where one of the villains was a satanic cross-dressing lobster and never once questioned it
what are you wearing “jake from state farm”
uh…. khakis
she sounds hideous
well she’s a guy so…
This headline just in from The Daily Mail..
Men who are physically strong are more likely to have right wing political views
So, that’s why I love Mussolini!
This is the best quote though..
Men with less upper body strength are more…
as far as i can tell from my dash there’s some sort of gay musical olympics going on that only europe was invited to
ive been hiding this silly putty stain in the carpet under a mat from my mom since i was 8
you gOTTA DRAW THE LINE SOMEWHERE. YOU GOTTA DRAW THE FUCKING LINE IN THE SAND DUDE.
YOU GOTTA MAKE A STATEMENT. YOU GOTTA LOOK INSIDE YOURSELF AND SAY,”WHAT AM I WILLING TO PUT UP WITH TODAY?”
NOT FUCKING THIS
